Does pep mean you can’t blink?
Stephanie Tanner, “Full House”
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
(via theaestheticofintimacy)
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
(via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)
My favorite part about seeing Marvel movies in the theater is when the credits come on and the majority of people just get up and leave and it’s like YES THE WEAK ONES HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT NOW BRING ON THE EXTRA SCENE
(via theslothsareinthetardis)
that’s it, you can all stop doing pokemon fusions now, i’ve got the ultimate fusion
seriously
CUMER
btw elise found this combo http://www.twitch.tv/sweetielise so go follow her and all
DONE
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
(via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
(Source: likeasolarfire, via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)